heyitspj:

heyitspj:

heyitspj:

heyitspj:

What’s Gatsby’s least favorite sport

Pool.

And why?

He’s not a very good shot.

diemarysues:

 #so jim walks into a bar

liberalsarecool:

Condoms handed out by Planned Parenthood at the DNC.

reaill:

precums:

what the fuck does this say

• imagine how is touch the sky
• touch is the sky imagine how
• sky the touch is how imagine
• I’m seriously confused

#romney sees this and texts him ”OMG I THOUGHT WE WERE TOTALLY FRIENDS THIS FRIENDSHIP IS OVER” #and obama is like OMG ROMENY STOP TEXTING ME and doesn’t text him back #so at the next debate romeny goes up to obama and is like DID YOU GET MY TEXT

tyleroakley:

OHHHHHHH MY GOD.

The couple that dance and turn pages like dorks together, stay together.

• hagrid: hey I just met you
• hagrid: and this is crazy
• hagrid: but happy birthday
• hagrid: you're a wizard harry