he’s fallen and he can’t get up
i’m disappointed in myself
I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.
Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.
SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole.
I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.
“My friend who is a gardener sends me photos of himself at work” (via)
Time to have fun with someone who texted the wrong number.
hold my flower
captain’s log. stardate: i just fucking boned spock. hey i just fucking boned spock in the captains chair holy shit. kirk out. holy shit
Today on the National Weather Service’s website.
Then there’s this
I feel like they have been waiting to reach the letter k for a very long time