ironnman:

he’s fallen and he can’t get up

i’m disappointed in myself

ahumblebard:

doxian:

I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.

Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.

SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole. 

I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.

“My friend who is a gardener sends me photos of himself at work” (via)

ruby-tuesday-xo:

Time to have fun with someone who texted the wrong number.

fourofthem:

hold my flower

vulcanlc:

captain’s log. stardate: i just fucking boned spock. hey i just fucking boned spock in the captains chair holy shit. kirk out. holy shit

whitecoffey:

coolgreenapple:

coolgreenapple:

fandomcollision:

Today on the National Weather Service’s website.

Then there’s this 

i’m done

I feel like they have been waiting to reach the letter k for a very long time