“Mr. Sulu, remind me to never piss you off…”

The needs of the many often outweigh the needs of the few

juvjuvychan:

luckylucianas:

blood-and-confetti:

do-you-have-a-flag:

i’m sorry

but not really

i’m laughin so hard i;m cry omgggf;ld

#everyone needs to imagine ”hey lil mama let me whisper in your ear” said in Mads’ accent

I don’t even watch this show but this makes me want to

handsome-squidward:

gameandwatch:

natsugay:

For all of you that believe that vulgarity in music is only from contemporary times then just remember that mozart wrote a song called lick my ass

Proof for those of us that are unaware

I’m crying listen to it

I imagine Bruce Banner and the Hulk have very different reactions to meeting JARVIS for the first time. 

scarfofcumbersaurus:

time-sponges:

You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry.  You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry.  Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.

SO MICHAEL B. JORDAN MIGHT BE JOHNNY STORM AND

I

AM

JUST

SO

HAPPY