April 2012
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20 years in the future
Husband: Hey so my mother is coming into town, and I want to show her a good time. Maybe we should take her to the Olive Garden, do you know where that is?
Me: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.
Husband: What?
Me: Oh my god, I don't know where that came from.
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March 2012
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gaymzee: Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!).
Mar 31st
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"It's Real for Us" →
paxxox: abortedslunk: whatevertheheckles: nepetaschoiceass: whatevertheheckles: butwewereokay: bemusedlybespectacled: imsoweirdimnotanitimanith: mikulukashipblog: ok lets see if that thing with glasses chicks suddenly becoming super weird feminine when they whip off their glasses works woop well that was anticlimatic wait wait WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON What...
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The criminalization of black America →
anticapitalist: There are more African American adults under correctional control today — in prison or jail, on probation or parole — than were enslaved in 1850, a decade before the Civil War began. As of 2004, more African American men were disenfranchised (due to felon disenfranchisement laws) than in 1870, the year the Fifteenth Amendment was ratified, prohibiting laws that explicitly deny...
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“Women are not an interest group. They’re mothers and daughters and sisters and...”
– President Obama (via cottoncandyhappyface)
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tyleroakley: theatomicboom: omg can we just appreciate these tributes outfits like district 1 are vegas dancers and district 2 thinks they’re in gladiator  and district 3 is something out of a lady gaga video district 4, well, it could be worse case in point, see district 5 what the fuck district 6 district 7 and their origami  i’m so sorry district 8 is the boy...
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George R.R. Martin on writing women
George Stroumboulopoulos: There's one thing that's interesting about your books. I noticed that you write women really well and really different. Where does that come from?
George R.R. Martin: You know, I've always considered women to be people.
Mar 30th
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Homophobia: The fear that another man will treat...
aatombomb: We were discussing homosexuality because of an allusion to it in the book we were reading, and several boys made comments such as, “That’s disgusting.” We got into the debate and eventually a boy admitted that he was terrified/disgusted when he was once sharing a taxi and the other male passenger made a pass at him. The lightbulb went off. “Oh,” I said. “I get it. See, you are...
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I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO 
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ciggyheel: onedirectionstraighttohell do you think jeffrey dean morgan and javier bardem ever went to a summer camp but like neither of them knew they were there and they were fencing one day and when they took off their masks they were like WOAH freaky and then jeffrey pierced javier’s ears for him even though it fucking hurt and javier taught him his super secret handshake with his butler...
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Me: Hmmmm I'm not too sure about this character
Writers: We'll make you fall in love with them
Me: omg omg omg I love you my favourite character
Writers: lolololol lets kill them
Me: wait what
Writers: They die
Me: wait
Writers: They die
Me: No wait
Writers: Die
Me: NO PLEASE
Writers: DIEEEEEEEEE
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“I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone...”
– Oscar Wilde (via cavum)
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Fury
ipomoeaandthestarstealers: rosa—sparks: I have tears. I’m not crying because Rick Santorum said nigger in public. I’m sure he says that word all the time. I’m crying because in 2012, in America, the man who is the President of the United States cannot be referred to or respectfully addressed by anyone. Barack Obama is nothing but the N-word to Rick Santorum and so many other people in this...
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