These puns are unavoidable
In which Tony Stark unleashes a virus that replaces a bad guy’s entire operating system with fanfic.
Just going out on a limb here but I’m willing to bet at least some of it was from his personal stash.
[From Iron Man: Fatal Frontier #7, 2013.]
sometimes i feel bad for being that person who’s always insulted at even the most simple pejorative words
i just want people to think about other people when they speak, that’s all
we’re doing final presentations for my video game design class an one kid made a game where you play as snoop dogg and fight lil Jon and kanye with weed and all the music is smoke weed every day remixes I literally cannot believe this
my favourite human being
Sarah’s list of Marvel characters: 1610 Steve Rogers
- “You son of a bitch…that was cheating….”
- “No, that was tactics.”
"When you dress like that it’s like putting a steak in front of a dog; what do you expect?"
Peanut butter is basically my dog’s favorite thing in the world.
You know why she’s not even touching it?
I said “no.”