Seriously though, where is the spy comedy movie with them as agents in luuurve but on OPPOSITE SIDES or whatever
Make it thieves and I’m there. Maybe a car chase or five.
YES. Or like, Nyong’o is the FBI agent sent to BRING DOWN THE JAGUAR THIEF, called such b/c he only ever steals Jaguars (IDK why either). And the night before she’s due to start work on the new LA task force she meets this raucous girl at a bar and they have an arm wrestling match and talk about their dogs and make out in a booth at the back of the bar and Nyong’o is like, here’s my number, and the girl is like, I WILL TAKE THAT NUMBER BUT HOW ABOUT TAKING ME HOME TOO? But Nyong’o’s a professional, okay, she’s like, rain check until I’ve been on the job for a week.
And there’s like scenes of Nyong’o and her task force like getting closer to the Jaguar Thief and also of her dating this girl (who is obv Lawrence, who else would you describe as raucous) and it’s all fun and games until one day the task force is like… in a parking structure? Where they think the Jaguar Thief is? And they’re on stakeout? Maybe? So Nyong’o is kinda bored so she texts Lawrence being like, STAKEOUTS ARE BORING and Lawrence is all I WUD STAKE U OUT ANYTIME b/c she thinks textspeak is cute, and then it gets into an argument about whose job is more boring. So Nyong’o rolls her eyes and calls Lawrence to complain about how just because she’s got a boring job at a used car dealership doesn’t mean she gets to one-up her on this.
Only just then Nyong’o hears “Addicted To Bad Ideas” which is Lawrence’s ring tone for her (she never explained why) and Lawrence, who’s been staking HER out, realizes that shit’s just gotten super, super real. Because even while she’s fleeing the scene in (obv) a stolen Jaguar, she’s arguing with Nyong’o on the phone that this doesn’t mean she doesn’t like her! Lots of couples have relationship problems like this!
And Nyong’o is like I AM ARRESTING YOU AND THEN BREAKING UP WITH YOU, OH MY GOD.
Jennifer Lawrence & Lupita Nyong’o on the 86th Academy Awards Red Carpet (March 2nd, 2014)
A British soldier directs a Mark IV tank as it crosses an old trench in Oosthoek Wood, near Elverdinghe.
Elie Saab Paris Fashion Week 2014 - PURPLE / LAVENDER
cat doesn’t want to get out of nice warm bath [x]
A pantomime horse from the Royal Flying Corps Kite and Balloon Section Concert Party production of ‘Cinderella’, takes time out to meet local troops at Bapaume/2 Jan 1918
The last word…
He went there